Oh, Snap

If snark were a cartridge, then Larry Corriea would be a 30mm vulcan.

Take this snippet from a recent fisking of a local (to him) university newspaper story:

And it isn’t like somebody can’t off themselves with a knife, drugs, alcohol, tall buildings, rope, traffic, water, fire, or my personal favorite, taping 200 Twinkies to your body and walking onto the set of the Biggest Loser. Guns are just more efficient. Which is why they’re also the #1 choice for shooting bad people. Twinkies on the other hand… not so much, but they’re so very delicious.

Yup. And you wonder why copies of this guy's book go for upwards of $800 in Germany.


Update: In keeping with today's theme of All Linky, No Thinky, I bring you (a day late) the Quote of the Day, from the lovely Miss Brigid:

Even Grumpy could handle Big Box Mart with a .45.

Ha!



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