She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. ... she never wounds 'till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her.
-Benjamin Franklin


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Awesome Airlines

*Shamelessly stolen from myself on Teh Facebookz. Idea to blog it instead of just FB it shamelessly stolen from Breda.

LEVEL IV BEVERAGE ALERT

Seanbaby has a better idea for airline security. It's a whole new airline. NSFW:

Other airlines, let's call them pussies, take your liquids from you before you get on. They're worried your shampoo is going to explode. At Awesome Airlines, we think that would kick ass. You'd have to be a goddamn idiot to think someone's shampoo is a bomb, but if yours is, then fucking welcome aboard, Agent James Bond.


Go. Enjoy.



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