She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. ... she never wounds 'till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her.
-Benjamin Franklin


Monday, October 17, 2011

Of Acid and Burritos

I don't know how I managed to pull it off. Maybe the coffee hadn't kicked in yet, but I managed to maintain all professional composure while reading this story.

...Right up to "Did someone slip acid in my breakfast burrito?"

And then I lost it. That is one of the funniest stories I have ever read in my life. Srsly. That is Pink Gorilla Suit funny. OMG.



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