She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage. ... she never wounds 'till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her.
-Benjamin Franklin


Thursday, March 24, 2011

I'm Pain. Remember me?

As many of you may remember, I have a long history of issues with my knees. Strangely enough, despite having gained a metric fuck-ton a significant amount of extra Me for my legs to carry, I have enjoyed being mostly pain-free in my knees for quite some time now.

Well, that shit came to a grinding halt today, lemmetellya. My left knee is howling songs in seven different languages right now, and all of them hurt like nobody's bidness. I mean bad. I'm wondering if it's not some sort of revenge for a wrong I committed against that knee in a past life.

No joke. My knee fucking hurts. I'mma be here with a bag of ice if you need me.



tweaker

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Trippin the Geek Fantastic

I've been neglecting the old blog here (for all three or four of you that read it). I've been busy. With Dragon Age II coming out on March 8, I see even less of the outdoors than I already did. Hell, if my kid wasn't in horseback riding lessons the only time I'd see the light of day would be going to and from work.

If that isn't bad enough, I now have a backup plan for when my selfish family hogs up the TV the TV is in use. I bought Neverwinter Nights several months ago, but when my PC would barely run Icewind Dale, I never loaded Neverwinter Nights. Well, the new job I got came with several perks, not the least of which (by a damn sight) is the mac-daddy of MacBooks. My copy of Neverwinter Nights is for Windows. I had heard of running Windows versions of software on Macs through programs like Parallels Desktop and VMWare, but never games.



Well, what did I have to lose?* I installed Neverwinter Nights Diamond on Windows 7 in VMWare on my MacBook Pro running OS X 10.6.6 (10.6.7 as of this morning; NN should still be okay). Had to pull some karate to make it run (run as admin, back-end a patch, slaughter a goat, pray to Mecca, but it works).

I am geek. Hear me roar.



tweaker

*Don't answer that.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Let Me Tell You How You Feel

The Wifey has come a long way as a gun owner and shooter. When we were dating, she told me that there would never be guns in her home. Now, she owns multiple firearms. She wants to get her CHL. I made a gunnie! W00t!

I can look back now and see successes and mistakes that I made along the way. One of the things I remember is helping her steer clear of bad advice. I don't know all, and knew even less then, but I knew bad advice when I heard it. When 9mm is a plinking round but a .40 hits like a truck, it's time to head to another gun store.

All these things in mind led to her first time at the shooting range. We rented, and she fired as her first handgun ever, a Beretta 92FS. Good thing, too, because if she had followed advice that she - along with a few other gunchicks - have heard before, her first time at the firing range could have easily been her last. Believe me, I know. Since I improperly instructed her on the finer points of shotgun firing, she wants nothing to do with the Mossberg we bought her. It's going to take a long time and a lot of convincing to correct that, and she's been shooting for 8 or 9 years now. God forbid had something like that happened on her first range trip.

Ultra-lightweight .38 snubbies fit a very specific need. From what I've heard, by actually listening to the women when words come from them (it's not just noise. Srsly. Try it. You'd be surprised), that need is not What Gun For First-Time Female Shooter. Resulting from the experience of listening to women instead of categorizing them and making decisions for them, I tell women who show interest in guns to walk away when someone tells them they need a .38 snubbie. I always make sure to follow that up with an all-expenses-paid trip to the range, where a .22 autoloader and a stainless 92FS (minimum; more if I can) are in their future.



tweaker

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

How'd That Work Out?

I can't do any better for humor on this story than the headline itself:
Man allegedly karate chops air marshall
And today's award for Epic Stupid at Several Thousand Feet goes to...

*drumroll*



tweaker

Friday, March 4, 2011

Free Speech and a Body Count

I love my daughter. I can hardly think about her without drumming up recent images of her riding her favorite horse, or more distant images of her tiny, tiny form looking so inquisitively at me as I held her in my arms just days after her birth. I'm always smiling when I think of that.

She's eight years old now. She's got her whole life before her. She can be, well, she can do whatever she damn-well pleases, and as long as I can lift a finger, I will secure for her every available opportunity to do so, normal parenting responsibilities, of course, aside. I would defend her with every fiber of my being, and with my life. Failing that, she will receive her Rites and we will say our last goodbyes to her in accordance with the Catholic Faith, and in a Catholic Church.

At this point in time, it is not fashionable for Fred Phelps and Co. (I simply refuse to call them a church) to have their little attention-getting sessions at the funerals of little girls. Calling out the grieving families of fallen Marines seems to be the Thing du Jour, and so, theoretically, a service for my daughter would go uninterrupted by their shenanigans. Given recent events, though, what would stop them?

Every time I think of these morons, I am filled with hate. When I hear of them picketing a funeral, it is my sincerest hope that the next thing I hear about is the lot of them getting their asses kicked, or mowed down in a hail of gunfire. I know that it is would be both morally and legally wrong for that to happen, and I know that it is morally wrong for me to wish those things on other people. While I am Catholic and Libertarian, I am first human, and it is largely a human trait to imagine oneself in another's shoes. I cannot imagine the pain of having to bury my daughter, but I can certainly imagine the pain I would willingly inflict on a group of shitheads trying to make a publicity stunt out of my daughter's funeral.

SCOTUS says the government offers me no protection from Phelps and Co.*, and that I cannot recover damages pursuant to an IIED tort**. Sadly, that same government will fall with its full weight on me when I visit extreme, depraved violence on them.

Something just doesn't add up here.

Through the eyeholes in my Wookie Suit, I can plainly see the First Amendment implications of the Phelps decision had it gone a full pendulum's swing the other direction. I'm not saying the .gov should disallow Phelps and Co. from holding signs. But even through my Wookie Suit, I couldn't ignore the details of Justice Alito's dissent. This was more than holding signs across the street from a church. This was a direct personal attack on the family of a fallen Marine, designed to be as outrageous as humanly possible for the purpose of attracting attention. Despicable is far too polite a word. Frankly, the only word I can think of for these people is 'target.'

I thought SCOTUS did the right thing until I read the dissent. I don't think that anymore. I'm not saying I know what the right answer is, but I know this one is wrong.



tweaker


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*Of course, they cannot trespass on Church property. That helped a lot, didn't it.

**The linked Wiki article notes an example where the defendant could, despite the having the knowledge, tell the plaintiff he doesn't know where the plaintiff's kidnapped child is. Outside of a similar argument, Snyder v. Phelps effectively renders the remaining possible uses of the tort useless.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Wait, What?

I was reading along with this article from CNN.com when I came across a paragraph that gave me great pause:
Democrats have repeatedly argued Republicans are exacerbating the budget crunch by refusing to allow an expiration of the Bush-era tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans. The cuts passed the then-Democratic-controlled Congress late last year.

Ummm... Y'all read that for me and tell me if it doesn't look an awful lot like CNN just took a shot at the entire Democrat Party right there. It does look like that, does it not?

Here's how I read that:
Democrats: You eeevil Republicans wouldn't let the tax cuts for the Wealthiest One Percent expire, and that's why the budget problem is so bad!
CNN, in a rare moment of journalistic neutrality: "Uh, guys? Didn't those cuts get extended by the Democrat Supermajority in Congress last year, and approved by a Democrat President?"
Republicans, aside: "WTF just happened?!?"

Feel free to correct me in comments if I'm wrong.

UPDATE: This'll teach me to post on a story before I finish reading it. Cue The Artist Formerly Known as Madame Speaker, who apparently cannot be convinced of the post-mortem condition of her noble steed:
Congress should use the two weeks provided by the bill for a "reality check," said House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-California. "I just want to know where everyone was when the deficit grew in the eight years of the Bush administration."

Jesus, Harold, and Maude. Nancy, I know he bent your tiara and everything, but it's still Bush's fault? Let it go, hon. You're only embarrassing yourself.



tweaker